The London Mobile Mountain: a true wilderness retreat London deserves!

The new mobile mountain parked in the east of London will boast a state-of-the-art ski centre, a bike park, and multiple resorts - all that with a 360-degree view of the city! We're proud to say that we've partnered up with the World Wildlife Fund to provide lush natural habitats to a pack of lions and one lucky dragon!

Wouldn't it be great if Londoners had easy and affordable access to unspoiled nature? A forest, perhaps? Why not a whole mountain range?
While our idea started as an innocent desire for more accessible natural spaces, it soon shaped into a dystopian gentrification mess. Discussing the geographical placement of our mountain opened conversations about the all-pervasive effects of gentrification. What would happen to the population suddenly forced to live 1000 meters below ground? How sustainable would be the production, transport and maintenance of our mountain? Would really everyone have access or just anyone with enough money to pay the entrance fees? And did you know lions used to happily graze the English hills before they went extinct? Because of us! And seriously, this mountain is no place for a lonely young dragon!